Score: 10

"Wow dude."

submission: runescape final

date: December 14, 2009

This song is fucking awesome. Whats it called.

Score: 0

"Hey, Pretty good for you."

submission: Mike and his TV

date: July 29, 2009

But oh wait, I don't like the horrid graphics.

I guess ill rate it 0.

Score: 0

"My god this is horrible!"

submission: Madness Defagiton

date: July 20, 2009

The amazing prealoder is way to good to be in a flash as undeserving as this. Right away the movie takes a turn for the worst as i find out your one of those people who has that annoying shoe hit the ground sound every time a person takes even one step. Thats already bad enough as it is.

But then, even worse is the horrid walk cycle. Its so choppy and non fluid that it just makes me want to puke. You really need to add in more frames between each step.

The recoil actually isn't that bad. Thats possibly the ONLY good animated part of this entire movie.

When he throws the sword.. god that is so very unrealistic. He doesn't move his body back, or even AT LEAST his hand back to prepare for the throw. he just fucking throws it. now in real life, that is not how it works AT ALL. In real life you need to cock back and prepare for the throw, otherwise it won't go ANYWHERE at all.

Then we have more of the annoying shoe hit ground sound while some faggot comes up behind the main character, and before we can even see the attackers fucking face he gets shot down and in all his horribly animated glory, smashes onto the ground like a fucking rock. Very fake and uninteresting if you ask me.

The voice acting was OK. Not top quality in my opinion, but good enough. The voice acting was to good for this movie though, thats for fucking sure.

How come we can't even see them die!? to lazy to animate it!? wake the fuck up! Without seeing them die it isn't interesting. All you did was very sloppily add in a boatload of gunshots and then take some sprites of them dead and stick them into the stage. Very low quality.

Then again with more of the choppy walk cycle with shoe hit ground sounds on every step, Then once again another death where we can't even fucking see the attacker.

Then we have even more voice acting that is WAAAY to good for a movie of this caliber.

Then we have 3 agents standing there with the exact same fucking position on each of them. Don't be so fucking lazy, give each of them unique positions.

Then we have more of the ok gun recoil, which after hes done firing one of the guns gets empty and for no fucking reason he throws it and causes some big domino effect of breaking glass. What did he throw it at? A fucking glass sculpture?

Then sadly once again we have even more of the horrible walk cycle with shoes shoe hit sound oh blaa blaa fucking blaa. while he barely even moves a muscle.

OMG WHATS THIS!? COULD IT BE YET ANOTHER KILL WHERE WE DON'T EVEN SEE THE ATTACKER!? OMG IT IS!

Then it scrolls voer to same faggot with a horribly drawn green shirt who very faggily says " IS ME, LOL" and im sitting there fucking wondering "who he fuck are you?"

Then out of fucking nowhere we have a entire scene change where there is yet ANOTHER attack where we can't even see the attacker. It got old the first time! Oh god! Please make it stop!

Then the person who was attacked just sites there like a fucking idiot and doesn't even try to take cover. Now i don't know about you, but in real life i would try to take cover if i got fucking shot. And since his fucking dumbass didn't hide, he unsurprisingly gets fucking shot again where you can't even see the attacker. (Ok buddy now its really getting old.)

Then yet ANOTHER scene change with some shitty horribly drawn slug looking ass creature who comes quickly tweened into the room and says "esugaru in killer" Now i don't know what the fuck that means, and im sure that everybody else who watched this movie didn't quite know either. Maybe it was a result of your horrible grammar? Who knows.

Then we have 3 faggots standing there asking the fucking slug looking thing where the 2 main characters of the movie are. Was that an attempt at storyline? Because it failed epically. Why would they be asking a fucking slug where they are? Once again, i don't know, and im sure nobody else did either.

Then out of nowhere some asshat with a silencer come in and says that one of the main characters of the movies are dead then theres a silenced pistol sound and the screen goes black.

Just horrible.

Score: 0

"This is aniamtion!?"

submission: S&D is Driving

date: July 16, 2009

The only good thing about this flash was the amazing music by Breed Of Chaos (Dj-Fanta5t1c). Even though i must say you did animate the wheels of the car really well and the car smoothly going up and down for the ride is animated really good, the way you made the background move makes it look like their driving backwards. On top of that the one on the back of the car really should be flopping around from air turbulence. Overall this did not deserve to be featured here in the flash portal. It doesn't even deserve being in the flash portal.

Score: 0

"i am sorry but this just is not my taste."

submission: A.D.D.imation

date: July 10, 2009

the anaimtion wasn't very smooth and the whole theme was kinda dull. sorry dude.

Score: 0

"urallmybitchesandhos is very correct."

submission: tween test

date: July 10, 2009

What he was trying to say is, that the walk cycle was garbage and horribly animated. But the again, it is tweened. unless used right, tweening is pure fucking garbage. and you my friend, used it WAAAAY wrong. you just plain overall failed. TREMENDOUSLY. you really need to start trying harder.

Score: 0

"ojo66 is co authored in this movie."

submission: rather stupidd;

date: July 10, 2009

therefore, i am reviewing it. This movie is horrible. the frames per second are way to low, therefore making it look extremely choppy. You WAAAAY overused filters and such. All you did was take sprites of injured Jesus from the various madness and make them glow. this is just garbage. Im glad it isn't being finished.

Score: 0

"mmm."

submission: madness guy makar

date: July 10, 2009

just because ojo66 is co authored on this movie, i must review it. This is so horrible. Not only was the space for the scene to small, but the availability of stuff in order to create the scene was just horrible. no guns, no cool characters. the feet were positioned above the bodies. just so bad. The music you choose for this movie is just another one of those overused tracks from a popular madness flick. epic fucking fail. im sick of seeing millions of shitty madness scene creators pass into the portal. it really needs to fuckgin stop.

Score: 0

"what in the fuck!?"

submission: Blood Shot Madness 1

date: July 8, 2009

People allowed this pure fucking garbage to surface itself here!? Are you seriously kidding me!? This movie is so horribly choppy. Its disgusting to look at.

What the fuck is up with the main characters foot!? You were to fucking lazy to make your own shoe so you just took one from a fucking pciture!? it takes time to make a good movie!

The BackGround music used in this flash is WAY to good for being in pure fucking burning Garbage like this.

The movements were so unrealistic, and they reminded me of radioactive horseshit mixed with a failed science experiment and the last time i took a excruciating dump in the urinal. Did this take you 2 minutes to make!?

It starts out with a horrible walk cycle which makes him look very identical to a Retard having a seizure. After hes done with his little panic attack, the guy in the middle gets shot and his fucking head falls off WAY to slow like their in a fucking time warp, and then his body in all its shittily animated glory, falls to the ground.

In the next scene you have this same motherfucker with his shitty shoe killing these fucked up creatures which are sprites that you probably didn't make yourself since you fucking suck BALLS at making ANYTHING. And then he shoots himself!? What the fuck is that all about!? Was he schizophrenic!? Did one side of him love murdering people but the other side of him went emo doing it!? Hmmm!?

To be continued!? What the fuck!? Who wants to even see the sequel for this smoldering pile of chicken shit bullshit!? Definitely not me! If i see the continuation for this garbage ass movie ill fucking get aids in my eyes and die from excruciating pain in my fucking cerebellum!

fuuuck! please don't continue madness! you will never get good! just stop! fuuuck!

Score: 10

"make on with terra!"

submission: Jinx Hentai Parody

date: June 27, 2009

shes so hoooot!